Krampus: The Skeezy, Demonic Anti-Santa Claus

Did you know there is an anti-Santa Claus? His name is Krampus, a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. Krampus acts as an anti–Saint Nicholas, who instead of giving gifts to good children, gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. To the surprise of few, Krampus also loves to visit the homes of well-endowed young females to dole out attentive punishments, as evidenced by the photos below:









Originally on ProseBeforeHos: Krampus: The Perverted Anti-Santa Claus and PBH3: Bizarro Santa Is Angry And Loves Spanking Young Women.

Sloth In The Box

There's a god damn SLOTH in the box.

Doggy Drive Through Window

In the 'what-the-fack' department, a BP gas station in Florida has hired a dog to work at the store.




Seriously, this isn't a joke:

It all started one day five months ago when Mansour decided to bring his dog to work. He didn't think much of it at the time — he just wanted to have his best friend with him while he worked the sometimes slow, and occasionally, dangerous, early morning shift. The dog was given free rein of the store, and as a joke, Mansour put a shirt with a BP logo on the dog, and gave him a name tag.



"While he's here, he's an employee. My rule is, 'all employees need to wear the shirt,' " Mansour said.

[via PBH3]