5. What Happens When A Hippie Gives You 30 Hits Of Acid

Our unnamed protagonist -- a worker at a local coffee shop -- describes how he would leave out food for the homeless, only to have his generosity repaid one fateful evening by a local hippie who proceeded to put 30 hits of acid into his mouth. What would follow was an incredible journey told brilliantly by the narrator.
4. Dam Goats!